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-#!/usr/bin/env ruby
-
-require 'cgi'
-
-def llink(href, text)
-  if $cgi.path_info == href
-    $cgi.a(href) { "[ #{text} &#x21d3; ]" }
-  else
-    $cgi.a(href) { "[ #{text} ]" }
-  end
-end
-
-def rlink(href, text)
-  $cgi.a(href: href, target: "_blank") { "[ #{text} &#x21d7; ] " }
-end
-
-def toplinks
-  $cgi.table(id: "toplinks") {
-    $cgi.tr {
-      $cgi.td { llink("/"                      , "Home"        ) } +
-      $cgi.td { rlink("https://git.4574.co.uk/", "Git"         ) } +
-      $cgi.td { llink("/stuff-i-want"          , "Stuff I Want") }
-    }
-  }
-end
-
-def rquote
-  [
-    "~ sweet ~",
-    "User_4574 uses Linux, and loves life.",
-    "User_4574 shall arrange the blocks and toil, for ever and a day.",
-    "User_4574 likes the number 7.",
-    "ex scientia veritas",
-    "User_4574 will blow things up for money.",
-    "User_4574 dreams it possible.",
-    "(define (! ?) (? ?)) (! !)",
-    "User_4574 lets her pain fade down.",
-    "User_4574 maintains vigilance during disablement conditions.",
-    "User_4574 is established on the localiser.",
-    "Memetic Hazard.",
-    "Every six months User_4574 checks the oil level of the drive housing, and if necessary tops up with IBM 15 to the level of the inspection hole.",
-    "User_4574 remembers tomorrow.",
-    "User_4574 <3s OpenBSD",
-    "Expectation is directly proportional to performance.",
-    "User_4574 is taking hits! Hull strength falling.",
-    "User_4574 is not on fire.",
-    "User_4574 syncs on green.",
-    "User_4574 always reads the plaque.",
-    "User_4574's work ethic is IEFBR14.",
-    "User_4574 clears the link pack area.",
-    "vivat diu et prosperet.",
-    "The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.",
-    "User_4574 copies run start.",
-    "User_4574 shows standby brie.",
-    "All hail the glow cloud.",
-    "User_4574 tries at all times, without surrender, to be on good terms with all people.",
-    "This is Delta Team. All production is down, repeat, all production is down.",
-    "User_4574 glows in the dark turning dust to gold.",
-    "NAT is evil.",
-    "User_4574 chooses to have the ball in hand behind the headstring.",
-    "User_4574 likes to think she could make Knuth cry if she wanted to.",
-    "Due to a lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.",
-    "This is the panic office: Section 9-17 may have been hit. Activate the following procedure.",
-    "Nothing, and everything, is possimpable."
-  ].sample
-end
-
-def page(title, jumbotitle = title)
-  load "#{title.downcase.gsub(?\s, ?-)}.cgi"
-
-  $cgi.out {
-    $cgi.html {
-      $cgi.head {
-        $cgi.title { "User_4574's Lair / #{title}" } +
-        $cgi.link(rel: "stylesheet", href: "styles.css")
-      } +
-      $cgi.body {
-        $cgi.h1("class" => "jumbo") { jumbotitle } +
-        $cgi.div { toplinks } +
-        $page +
-        $cgi.div(id: "quote") { rquote }
-      }
-    }
-  }
-end
-
-$cgi = CGI.new("html5")
-
-case $cgi.path_info
-when "/"
-  page("Home", "User_4574's Lair")
-when /^\/stuff-i-want/
-  page("Stuff I Want")
-end