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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+load "superlatives"
+load "nouns"
+load "adjectives"
+
+def flip(bias = 0.5)
+  return rand < bias
+end
+
+adjectives = [
+  flip(0.25) ? " #{$adjectives.sample}" : "",
+  flip(0.75) ? " #{$adjectives.sample}" : ""
+]
+
+puts "The #{$superlatives.sample}#{adjectives[0]} thing since#{adjectives[1]} #{$nouns.sample}."