[bracket shitty] 20250401

3 files changed, 74 insertions, 42 deletions

diff --git a/cgi/bracket-api.cgi b/cgi/bracket-api.cgi
index f7af335..ad52600 100644
--- a/cgi/bracket-api.cgi
+++ b/cgi/bracket-api.cgi
@@ -1,42 +1,6 @@
 require 'json'
 
-puzzles = [
-  {
-    "completionText" => "31st March 1998:",
-    "puzzleDate" => "2025-03-31",
-    "completionURL" => "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozilla",
-    "solutions" => {
-      "Olive or grape plant, maybe" => "vine",
-      "Castrated male bovine" => "Bullock",
-      "1995 Sandra Bullock movie \"The ___\"": "Net",
-      "\"___ old fox\"" => "sly",
-      "Water meadows" => "ings",
-      "Mean" => "Par",
-      "Parents or siblings, for short" => "fam",
-      "Owls are famously this" => "Wise",
-      "Shrink" => "contract",
-      "Euclid's mathematical treatise" => "elements",
-      "\"No ____s!\": Wise words for superheroes" => "cape",
-      "________ table of the elements" => "periodic",
-      "A timed contract with a periodic payment" => "lease",
-      "Image made from smaller pieces" => "Mosaic",
-      "The Mosaic Killer" => "Mozilla",
-      "The start" => "source",
-      "\"You make a better ____ than a window!\"" => "door",
-      "\"____ wide!\"" => "open",
-      "One might enter this to open a door" => "code",
-      "One of the five senses" => "taste",
-      "In favour of" => "pro",
-      "The taste of protons" => "sour",
-      "Strong curved structure" => "arch",
-      "Monarch" => "king",
-      "Timmy never actually fell down one of these" => "well",
-      "Blood sucking skin dwellers" => "lice"
-    },
-    "initialPuzzle" => "[1995 Sandra [Castrated male bo[Olive or grape plant, maybe]] movie \"The ___\"]s[\"No ____s!\": [Owls are [[Mean]ents or sibl[Water meadows], for short]ou[\"___ old fox\"] this] words for superheroes] re[A timed [Shrink] with a [________ table of the [Euclid's mathematical treatise]] payment]s [The [Image made from smaller pieces] Killer] [The start] [One might enter this to open a [\"You make a better ____ than a window!\"]] under an [\"____ wide!\"] [The [One of the five senses] of [In favour of]tons]ce [Blood suc[Mon[Strong curved structure]] skin d[Timmy never actually fell down one of these]ers]nse.",
-    "puzzleSolution" => "Netscape releases Mozilla source code under an open source license."
-  }
-]
+puzzles = JSON.parse(File.read("../inc/bracket.json"))
 
 path = $cgi.path_info.split(?/)
 $pdata = if path.length == 3
diff --git a/cgi/user.cgi b/cgi/user.cgi
index cc36bb6..535e580 100755
--- a/cgi/user.cgi
+++ b/cgi/user.cgi
@@ -93,9 +93,5 @@ when /^\/stuff-i-want/
   page("Stuff I Want")
 when /^\/bracket-api/
   load "bracket-api.cgi"
-  $cgi.out({
-    "Content-Type": "application/json",
-    "Access-Control-Allow-Origin": "https://dan.york.ac.uk",
-    "Access-Control-Allow-Headers": "cache-control, pragma"
-  }) { $pdata }
+  $cgi.out("application/json") { $pdata }
 end
diff --git a/inc/bracket.json b/inc/bracket.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f98de8b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/inc/bracket.json
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+[
+  {
+    "completionText": "1st April 1983:",
+    "puzzleDate": "2025-04-01",
+    "completionURL": "https://www.york.ac.uk/it-services/about/news/our-history",
+    "solutions": {
+      "So good they named it once": "York",
+      "Coal or great, perhaps": "tit",
+      "Consule food": "eat",
+      "Not science": "art",
+      "Not art": "science",
+      "Second in command": "vice",
+      "\"___ equals ___\", Brecht play": "man",
+      "A leap one is controversial": "Second",
+      "There are several on Mars": "rovers",
+      "Awarder of degrees": "University",
+      "Location in a hospital": "ward",
+      "Eject liquid from the mouth": "spit",
+      "Entirely reliant": "dependent",
+      "🐱": "cat",
+      "Person or machine that performs calculations": "Computer",
+      "Male offspring": "son",
+      "Projection of the jaw": "chin",
+      "___-de-sac": "cul",
+      "Opposite of get": "put",
+      "One of four on a car": "tire",
+      "Maker of Robins and Scimitars": "reliant",
+      "Red harbinger birds of Christmas": "Robins",
+      "Indulge excessively": "binge",
+      "1001 to Constantine": "mi",
+      "Always the same": "Constant",
+      "Sterling, colloquially": "quid"
+    },
+    "initialPuzzle": "The [A[Lo[🐱]ion in a ho[Eject li[Sterling, colloquially] from the mouth]al]er of degrees] of [So good they named it once] Com[Opposite of get]ing Ser[A leap one is cont[There are several on Mars]ial] in com[\"___ equals ___\", Brecht play]d], formerly p[Not science] of [Per[Male offspring] or ma[Projection of the jaw]e that performs cal[___-de-sac]ations] [Not art], became an in[Entirely [Maker of [Red har[Indulge excessively]r of Christmas] and Sci[1001 to [Always the same]]tars]] en[Coal or gr[Consume food], perhaps]y.",
+    "puzzleSolution": "The University of York Computing Service, formerly part of Computer Science, became an independent entity."
+  },
+  {
+    "completionText": "31st March 1998:",
+    "puzzleDate": "2025-03-31",
+    "completionURL": "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozilla",
+    "solutions": {
+      "Olive or grape plant, maybe": "vine",
+      "Castrated male bovine": "Bullock",
+      "1995 Sandra Bullock movie \"The ___\"": "Net",
+      "\"___ old fox\"": "sly",
+      "Water meadows": "ings",
+      "Mean": "Par",
+      "Parents or siblings, for short": "fam",
+      "Owls are famously this": "Wise",
+      "Shrink": "contract",
+      "Euclid's mathematical treatise": "elements",
+      "\"No ____s!\": Wise words for superheroes": "cape",
+      "________ table of the elements": "periodic",
+      "A timed contract with a periodic payment": "lease",
+      "Image made from smaller pieces": "Mosaic",
+      "The Mosaic Killer": "Mozilla",
+      "The start": "source",
+      "\"You make a better ____ than a window!\"": "door",
+      "\"____ wide!\"": "open",
+      "One might enter this to open a door": "code",
+      "One of the five senses": "taste",
+      "In favour of": "pro",
+      "The taste of protons": "sour",
+      "Strong curved structure": "arch",
+      "Monarch": "king",
+      "Timmy never actually fell down one of these": "well",
+      "Blood sucking skin dwellers": "lice"
+    },
+    "initialPuzzle": "[1995 Sandra [Castrated male bo[Olive or grape plant, maybe]] movie \"The ___\"]s[\"No ____s!\": [Owls are [[Mean]ents or sibl[Water meadows], for short]ou[\"___ old fox\"] this] words for superheroes] re[A timed [Shrink] with a [________ table of the [Euclid's mathematical treatise]] payment]s [The [Image made from smaller pieces] Killer] [The start] [One might enter this to open a [\"You make a better ____ than a window!\"]] under an [\"____ wide!\"] [The [One of the five senses] of [In favour of]tons]ce [Blood suc[Mon[Strong curved structure]] skin d[Timmy never actually fell down one of these]ers]nse.",
+    "puzzleSolution": "Netscape releases Mozilla source code under an open source license."
+  }
+]