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authorNat Lasseter <user@4574.co.uk>2025-03-10 11:40:28 +0000
committerNat Lasseter <user@4574.co.uk>2025-03-10 11:40:28 +0000
commitf72707126ee3c0bb161e9749485a27bf372e3527 (patch)
tree867d46f503f793b83ec2d09e72ae7db952e7b69c /cgi/user.cgi
parente905d0d7e03ee14bbde5a4d4cad16587919e5004 (diff)
Remove unneccessary folder level
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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require 'cgi'
+
+def llink(href, text)
+ if $cgi.path_info == href
+ $cgi.a(href) { "[ #{text} &#x21d3; ]" }
+ else
+ $cgi.a(href) { "[ #{text} ]" }
+ end
+end
+
+def rlink(href, text)
+ $cgi.a(href: href, target: "_blank") { "[ #{text} &#x21d7; ] " }
+end
+
+def toplinks
+ $cgi.table(id: "toplinks") {
+ $cgi.tr {
+ $cgi.td { llink("/" , "Home" ) } +
+ $cgi.td { rlink("https://git.4574.co.uk/", "Git" ) } +
+ $cgi.td { llink("/stuff-i-want" , "Stuff I Want") }
+ }
+ }
+end
+
+def rquote
+ [
+ "~ sweet ~",
+ "User_4574 uses Linux, and loves life.",
+ "User_4574 shall arrange the blocks and toil, for ever and a day.",
+ "User_4574 likes the number 7.",
+ "ex scientia veritas",
+ "User_4574 will blow things up for money.",
+ "User_4574 dreams it possible.",
+ "(define (! ?) (? ?)) (! !)",
+ "User_4574 lets her pain fade down.",
+ "User_4574 maintains vigilance during disablement conditions.",
+ "User_4574 is established on the localiser.",
+ "Memetic Hazard.",
+ "Every six months User_4574 checks the oil level of the drive housing, and if necessary tops up with IBM 15 to the level of the inspection hole.",
+ "User_4574 remembers tomorrow.",
+ "User_4574 <3s OpenBSD",
+ "Expectation is directly proportional to performance.",
+ "User_4574 is taking hits! Hull strength falling.",
+ "User_4574 is not on fire.",
+ "User_4574 syncs on green.",
+ "User_4574 always reads the plaque.",
+ "User_4574's work ethic is IEFBR14.",
+ "User_4574 clears the link pack area.",
+ "vivat diu et prosperet.",
+ "The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.",
+ "User_4574 copies run start.",
+ "User_4574 shows standby brie.",
+ "All hail the glow cloud.",
+ "User_4574 tries at all times, without surrender, to be on good terms with all people.",
+ "This is Delta Team. All production is down, repeat, all production is down.",
+ "User_4574 glows in the dark turning dust to gold.",
+ "NAT is evil.",
+ "User_4574 chooses to have the ball in hand behind the headstring.",
+ "User_4574 likes to think she could make Knuth cry if she wanted to.",
+ "Due to a lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.",
+ "This is the panic office: Section 9-17 may have been hit. Activate the following procedure.",
+ "Nothing, and everything, is possimpable."
+ ].sample
+end
+
+def page(title, jumbotitle = title)
+ load "#{title.downcase.gsub(?\s, ?-)}.cgi"
+
+ $cgi.out {
+ $cgi.html {
+ $cgi.head {
+ $cgi.title { "User_4574's Lair / #{title}" } +
+ $cgi.link(rel: "stylesheet", href: "styles.css")
+ } +
+ $cgi.body {
+ $cgi.h1("class" => "jumbo") { jumbotitle } +
+ $cgi.div { toplinks } +
+ $page +
+ $cgi.div(id: "quote") { rquote }
+ }
+ }
+ }
+end
+
+$cgi = CGI.new("html5")
+
+case $cgi.path_info
+when "/"
+ page("Home", "User_4574's Lair")
+when /^\/stuff-i-want/
+ page("Stuff I Want")
+end