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diff --git a/cgi/user.cgi b/cgi/user.cgi
index e1c4d70..b95034e 100755
--- a/cgi/user.cgi
+++ b/cgi/user.cgi
@@ -2,83 +2,44 @@
require 'cgi'
-def llink(href, text)
- if $cgi.path_info == href
- $cgi.a(href) { "[ #{text} ⇓ ]" }
+def link(href, text, remote = false)
+ if remote
+ $cgi.a(href: href, target: "_blank") { "[ #{text} ⇗ ] " }
else
- $cgi.a(href) { "[ #{text} ]" }
+ $cgi.a(href: href) { "[ #{text} ] " }
end
end
-def rlink(href, text)
- $cgi.a(href: href, target: "_blank") { "[ #{text} ⇗ ] " }
-end
-
def toplinks
- $cgi.table(id: "toplinks") {
- $cgi.tr {
- $cgi.td { llink("/" , "Home" ) } +
- $cgi.td { llink("/eamit.html" , "Eamit" ) } +
- $cgi.td { rlink("https://git.4574.co.uk/", "Git" ) } +
- $cgi.td { llink("/stuff-i-want" , "Stuff I Want") }
- }
+ $cgi.ul(class: "toplinks") {
+ $cgi.li { link("/" , "Home" ) } +
+ $cgi.li { link("/bins" , "Bins" ) } +
+ $cgi.li { link("/shelf" , "Shelf" ) } +
+ $cgi.li { link("/eamit.html" , "eamit" , true) } +
+ $cgi.li { link("https://git.4574.co.uk/", "Git" , true) } +
+ $cgi.li { link("/stuff-i-want" , "Stuff I Want" ) }
}
end
def rquote
- [
- "~ sweet ~",
- "User_4574 uses Linux, and loves life.",
- "User_4574 shall arrange the blocks and toil, for ever and a day.",
- "User_4574 likes the number 7.",
- "ex scientia veritas",
- "User_4574 will blow things up for money.",
- "User_4574 dreams it possible.",
- "(define (! ?) (? ?)) (! !)",
- "User_4574 lets her pain fade down.",
- "User_4574 maintains vigilance during disablement conditions.",
- "User_4574 is established on the localiser.",
- "Memetic Hazard.",
- "Every six months User_4574 checks the oil level of the drive housing, and if necessary tops up with IBM 15 to the level of the inspection hole.",
- "User_4574 remembers tomorrow.",
- "User_4574 <3s OpenBSD",
- "Expectation is directly proportional to performance.",
- "User_4574 is taking hits! Hull strength falling.",
- "User_4574 is not on fire.",
- "User_4574 syncs on green.",
- "User_4574 always reads the plaque.",
- "User_4574's work ethic is IEFBR14.",
- "User_4574 clears the link pack area.",
- "vivat diu et prosperet.",
- "The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.",
- "User_4574 copies run start.",
- "User_4574 shows standby brie.",
- "All hail the glow cloud.",
- "User_4574 tries at all times, without surrender, to be on good terms with all people.",
- "This is Delta Team. All production is down, repeat, all production is down.",
- "User_4574 glows in the dark turning dust to gold.",
- "NAT is evil.",
- "User_4574 chooses to have the ball in hand behind the headstring.",
- "User_4574 likes to think she could make Knuth cry if she wanted to.",
- "Due to a lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.",
- "This is the panic office: Section 9-17 may have been hit. Activate the following procedure.",
- "Nothing, and everything, is possimpable."
- ].sample
+ File.readlines("../inc/quotes.txt").sample.strip
end
def page(title, jumbotitle = title)
load "#{title.downcase.gsub(?\s, ?-)}.cgi"
$cgi.out {
- $cgi.html {
+ $cgi.html(lang: "en") {
$cgi.head {
$cgi.title { "User_4574's Lair / #{title}" } +
$cgi.link(rel: "stylesheet", href: "styles.css")
} +
$cgi.body {
- $cgi.h1("class" => "jumbo") { jumbotitle } +
- $cgi.div { toplinks } +
- $page +
+ $cgi.div(class: "pagetop") {
+ $cgi.h1(class: "jumbo") { jumbotitle } +
+ toplinks
+ } +
+ $cgi.div { $page } +
$cgi.div(id: "quote") { rquote }
}
}
@@ -90,6 +51,10 @@ $cgi = CGI.new("html5")
case $cgi.path_info
when "/"
page("Home", "User_4574's Lair")
+when "/bins"
+ page("Bins")
+when "/shelf"
+ page("Whisky Shelf")
when /^\/stuff-i-want/
page("Stuff I Want")
when /^\/bv/