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diff --git a/cgi/user.cgi b/cgi/user.cgi index 6df7e2a..b95034e 100755 --- a/cgi/user.cgi +++ b/cgi/user.cgi @@ -22,45 +22,7 @@ def toplinks end def rquote - [ - "~ sweet ~", - "User_4574 uses Linux, and loves life.", - "User_4574 shall arrange the blocks and toil, for ever and a day.", - "User_4574 likes the number 7.", - "ex scientia, tyrannis", - "User_4574 will blow things up for money.", - "User_4574 dreams it possible.", - "(define (! ?) (? ?)) (! !)", - "User_4574 lets her pain fade down.", - "User_4574 maintains vigilance during disablement conditions.", - "THIS TERMINAL IS LOGGED ON TO THE NETWORK SOLICITOR.", - "User_4574 is established on the localiser.", - "Memetic Hazard.", - "Every six months User_4574 checks the oil level of the drive housing, and if necessary tops up with IBM 15 to the level of the inspection hole.", - "User_4574 remembers tomorrow.", - "User_4574 <3s OpenBSD", - "Expectation is directly proportional to performance.", - "User_4574 is taking hits! Hull strength falling.", - "User_4574 is not on fire.", - "User_4574 syncs on green.", - "User_4574 always reads the plaque.", - "User_4574's work ethic is IEFBR14.", - "User_4574 clears the link pack area.", - "vivat diu et prosperet.", - "The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.", - "User_4574 copies run start.", - "User_4574 shows standby brie.", - "All hail the glow cloud.", - "User_4574 tries at all times, without surrender, to be on good terms with all people.", - "This is Delta Team. All production is down, repeat, all production is down.", - "User_4574 glows in the dark turning dust to gold.", - "NAT is evil.", - "User_4574 chooses to have the ball in hand behind the headstring.", - "User_4574 likes to think she could make Knuth cry if she wanted to.", - "Due to a lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.", - "This is the panic office: Section 9-17 may have been hit. Activate the following procedure.", - "Nothing, and everything, is possimpable." - ].sample + File.readlines("../inc/quotes.txt").sample.strip end def page(title, jumbotitle = title) |