Add quote

2 files changed, 39 insertions, 39 deletions

diff --git a/cgi/user.cgi b/cgi/user.cgi
index 6df7e2a..b95034e 100755
--- a/cgi/user.cgi
+++ b/cgi/user.cgi
@@ -22,45 +22,7 @@ def toplinks
 end
 
 def rquote
-  [
-    "~ sweet ~",
-    "User_4574 uses Linux, and loves life.",
-    "User_4574 shall arrange the blocks and toil, for ever and a day.",
-    "User_4574 likes the number 7.",
-    "ex scientia, tyrannis",
-    "User_4574 will blow things up for money.",
-    "User_4574 dreams it possible.",
-    "(define (! ?) (? ?)) (! !)",
-    "User_4574 lets her pain fade down.",
-    "User_4574 maintains vigilance during disablement conditions.",
-    "THIS TERMINAL IS LOGGED ON TO THE NETWORK SOLICITOR.",
-    "User_4574 is established on the localiser.",
-    "Memetic Hazard.",
-    "Every six months User_4574 checks the oil level of the drive housing, and if necessary tops up with IBM 15 to the level of the inspection hole.",
-    "User_4574 remembers tomorrow.",
-    "User_4574 <3s OpenBSD",
-    "Expectation is directly proportional to performance.",
-    "User_4574 is taking hits! Hull strength falling.",
-    "User_4574 is not on fire.",
-    "User_4574 syncs on green.",
-    "User_4574 always reads the plaque.",
-    "User_4574's work ethic is IEFBR14.",
-    "User_4574 clears the link pack area.",
-    "vivat diu et prosperet.",
-    "The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.",
-    "User_4574 copies run start.",
-    "User_4574 shows standby brie.",
-    "All hail the glow cloud.",
-    "User_4574 tries at all times, without surrender, to be on good terms with all people.",
-    "This is Delta Team. All production is down, repeat, all production is down.",
-    "User_4574 glows in the dark turning dust to gold.",
-    "NAT is evil.",
-    "User_4574 chooses to have the ball in hand behind the headstring.",
-    "User_4574 likes to think she could make Knuth cry if she wanted to.",
-    "Due to a lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.",
-    "This is the panic office: Section 9-17 may have been hit. Activate the following procedure.",
-    "Nothing, and everything, is possimpable."
-  ].sample
+  File.readlines("../inc/quotes.txt").sample.strip
 end
 
 def page(title, jumbotitle = title)
diff --git a/inc/quotes.txt b/inc/quotes.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dccd764
--- /dev/null
+++ b/inc/quotes.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+~ sweet ~
+User_4574 uses Linux, and loves life.
+User_4574 shall arrange the blocks and toil, for ever and a day.
+User_4574 likes the number 7.
+ex scientia, tyrannis
+User_4574 will blow things up for money.
+User_4574 dreams it possible.
+(define (! ?) (? ?)) (! !)
+User_4574 lets her pain fade down.
+User_4574 maintains vigilance during disablement conditions.
+THIS TERMINAL IS LOGGED ON TO THE NETWORK SOLICITOR.
+User_4574 is established on the localiser.
+Memetic Hazard.
+Every six months User_4574 checks the oil level of the drive housing, and if necessary tops up with IBM 15 to the level of the inspection hole.
+User_4574 remembers tomorrow.
+User_4574 <3s OpenBSD
+Expectation is directly proportional to performance.
+User_4574 prays at the lamppost.
+User_4574 is taking hits! Hull strength falling.
+User_4574 is not on fire.
+User_4574 syncs on green.
+User_4574 always reads the plaque.
+User_4574's work ethic is IEFBR14.
+User_4574 clears the link pack area.
+vivat diu et prosperet.
+The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.
+User_4574 copies run start.
+User_4574 shows standby brie.
+All hail the glow cloud.
+User_4574 tries at all times, without surrender, to be on good terms with all people.
+This is Delta Team. All production is down, repeat, all production is down.
+User_4574 glows in the dark turning dust to gold.
+NAT is evil.
+User_4574 chooses to have the ball in hand behind the headstring.
+User_4574 likes to think she could make Knuth cry if she wanted to.
+Due to a lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
+This is the panic office: Section 9-17 may have been hit. Activate the following procedure.
+Nothing, and everything, is possimpable.